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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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