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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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