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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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