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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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