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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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