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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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