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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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