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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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