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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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