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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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