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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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