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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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