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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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