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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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