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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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