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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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