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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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