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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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