What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?
How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?
What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?
What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?
What do you get when your optician is a comedian?
Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?
Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?
What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?
What is this optician doing?
What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?
