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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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