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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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