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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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