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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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