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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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