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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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