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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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