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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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