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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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