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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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