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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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