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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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