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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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