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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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