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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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