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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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