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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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