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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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