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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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