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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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