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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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