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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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