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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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