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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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