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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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