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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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