Pictures:

How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

812

What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

1861

What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

1006

What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

581

What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

1774

Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

213

Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

288

How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

791

Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

1101

Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

1633

What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

343

Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

309