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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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