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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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