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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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