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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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