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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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