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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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A son of a gun.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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