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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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