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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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