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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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