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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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