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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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