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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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