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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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