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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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