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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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