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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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