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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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