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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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