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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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