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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

576

Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

2002

Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

1001

Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

1915

What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

1465

What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

1721

How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

1184

What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

2379

How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

872

P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

1306

Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

1056

How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

1805