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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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