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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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