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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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