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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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