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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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