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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004