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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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A photo of synthesis.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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