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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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