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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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