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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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