Pictures:

What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

1997

Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006