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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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