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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

1092

What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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