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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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