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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004

What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

2000

What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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