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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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