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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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