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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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