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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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