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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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