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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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