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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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