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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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