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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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