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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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