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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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