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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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