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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

294

What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

2665

What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

1702

What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

2017

Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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