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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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