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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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