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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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