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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004

How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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