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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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