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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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