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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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