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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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