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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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