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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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