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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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