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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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