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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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