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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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