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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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