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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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