Pictures:

What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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