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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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