Pictures:

What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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