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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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