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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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