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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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