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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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