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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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