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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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