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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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