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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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