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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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