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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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