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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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