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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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A field of hole wheat.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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