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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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