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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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