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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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