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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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