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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

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