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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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