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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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