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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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