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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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