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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

371

What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

580

What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

1958

What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

256

What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

415

What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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