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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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