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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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