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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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