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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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