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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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