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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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