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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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