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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

508

What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

329

What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

219

What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

1471

How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

545

What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

343

Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

1056

What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

1302

What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

1083

Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

1993