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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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