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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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