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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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