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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

1209

Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

1114

Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

1071

What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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