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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

1013

Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

1235

Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

1477

Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

1504

What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

1998