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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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