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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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