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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996

How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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