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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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