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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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