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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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