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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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