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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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A photo of synthesis.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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