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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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