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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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