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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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