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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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