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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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