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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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