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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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