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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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