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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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