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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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