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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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