Pictures:

Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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