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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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