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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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