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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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