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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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