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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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