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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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