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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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