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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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