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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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