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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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