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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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