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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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