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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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