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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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