Pictures:

A 5 o'clock shadow.

1280

What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

1793

Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

1100

What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

1240

Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

1239

What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

874

How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

2017

Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

8

What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

370

What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

1247

Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

754

What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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