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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

2130

Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

705

What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

73

Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

1091

What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

269

Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

884

Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

281

Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

818

What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

2003

Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

827

Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

2663

Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

1148