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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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