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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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