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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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