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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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