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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

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Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

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A wannabee.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

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They are both Paris sights.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

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A postage stamp.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

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A black board.

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What do you call a very young bee?

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A bay bee.

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What are French sandals called?

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Phillipe Phellop

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

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It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

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With a pumpkin patch.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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