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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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