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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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