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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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