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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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