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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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