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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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