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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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