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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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