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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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