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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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