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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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