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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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