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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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