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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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