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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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