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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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