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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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