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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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