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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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